After three months of missed phone calls and poor scheduling , CASANOVA NEWS finally managed to conduct a phone interview with our vice president, Norm Davis, on April 1. 
CASANOVA NEWS:  Norm, we all know you've been a cake decorator for quite a while.  Do you have any role models who helped inspire you to achieve success?
NORM:  Yes.  I'd have to say Martha Stewart has always been a great inspiration to me.  I've always loved the way she can step all over those she cares about to accomplish her goals.
C.N.:  Interesting.  Now, when you were younger, what type of work did you do.
N.:  I was a slum lord.
C.N.:  Perhaps I should go further back than that.  When you were a child, what did you want to be when you grew up??
N.:  Taller.
C.N.:  Okay.  Norm, apart from cake decorating, what are your other hobbies and interests?
N.:  Well, I'm also a part-time performer at the Hanger Club, and I spend a good deal of my time traveling, in order to attend spelling bees all across the nation.
Oh yeah, and I just got this brand new tattoo.  It's fabulous.  The first person who guesses what it's of and where it's located gets an autographed copy of Wedding Cake Ensembles.
C.N.:  Speaking of the book, rumor has it that you stepped down as president of the club in order to embark on your writing career.  Can't you tell our readers the real reason?
N.:  I'd have to say it was because of the fringe benefits of having Sherry as the new president.
C.N.:  So, now that you've done the book, what big challenge do you plan to tackle next?
N.:  I've been attending night school, and I'm working toward my ESL proficiency.
C.N.:  Good for you!  So, Norm, you can tell us, who are some of your biggest clients?
N.:  I'd have to say Mayor Berry's wife and Monica Lewinsky.  Man, you'd be amazed at how much cake that gal can fit in her mouth at one time.
C.N.:  Finally, do you still enjoy cake, and if so, what is your favorite kind?
N.:  When it comes to cake, I love 'em all, but my favorite has got to be beefcake.